Firstly I shall put the link to his post (pictures included) http://kennysia.com/ (what makes a malaysian a malaysian) Secondly please don't take offense from any of these stereotypical statements :D just be proud to be MALAYSIAN.
1. You can name all the players from the the English Premier League, but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia, one name also cannot come out. (i knew a few *wink*)
2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah. (thats coz it's monopolised,Kenny)
3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS. (True.... but Starbucks is ALREADY so expensive... you don't see them making it more expensive unlike our tolls :D )
4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS. (WOMEN ONLY LAAAHHH, Kenny)
6. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking. (I blame my father always late... sometimes me as well but not until I come 30 minutes later la)
7. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce. (Hope this doesn't happen to me O.o )
8. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to a American / British / Australian. (I am one of them :P and i know many others)
9. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA. (LOL this is my father la but I don't inttend to waste my life in prison even though if its for a cause....)
10. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB. (TAX FREE)
11. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese. (what do Chinese people and purchase price have anything to do with each other ....)
12. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays. (HAHAHA yes we do)
13. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians. (I'd prefer to blame the indonesians...)
14. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say "Wah! Very clever hor?" When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say "Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!" (YA LOH)
15. When an angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him. (if the angmoh is a girl obviously lah... if guy also slap)
